Pepper has dispatched his running mate, Hitler Lady, to question his opponent's patriotism this week. And boy did she come out swinging. At a rally in Southwest DC, Hitler lady addressed a crowd of Scientologists, Mormons, Vagabonds, Buffy fans and tricycle enthusiasts who were shouting ethnic slurs and waving pitchforks. She called into question the thin association of a member of a group (University of Virginia Gamers Club) who has endorsed legislation that Pepper's opponent, Wiley Romo said he would have voted for if he had been elected at the time of its passing. This man, Carl W. Merriweather of Virginia Beach is an avid fan of the film Ghostbusters 2. Former gamer and Pepper supporter, Joey Demilio, blew the whistle on Carl recently after they got into a heated discussion about the film.
"Carl was telling me about how GB2 was Bill Murray's worst movie one minute and then the next minute he was saying how awesome he thought Vigo the Carpathian is!" said Joey to reporters last monday. "I can't allow this information to slip beneath the cracks, too much is at stake."
Vigo the Carpathian is a fictional character who covered a lot of people with slime in the film and tried to reincarnate himself in the body of a baby with the help of a foreign art director, Dr. Janosz Poha. The warlord and scourge of Carpathia is also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and sometime Vigo the Butch, this monster returned after being dead for 400 years (he died many times) and without Pepper in power, he may return again to burn flags and give people noogies. Vote Pepper!
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