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Friday, September 26, 2008

Presidential Debate

(AP) September 26 6:39PM

In a move that has shaken the nation, Pepper has formally declared that he will not attend tonight's presidential debate. "My people need me to fix the financial crisis- guy who rides circulator all day long, Hitler lady, man with cardboard on head- my people need Pepper. Urgent need Pepper."

Due to this stunning drop out, few people are expected to view the debates. Who is this Obama guy everyone's talking about anyway?

1 comment:

Mbutu O'Malley said...

In response:

I FOR TO THE TREES HAPPY ON MY CHINESE FOOD BOXES CATS DON'T LIKE TO ROLL UNDER CARS UNLESS THEY'RE VOLVOS WHY DON'T THE TREES IN LOUISIANA HAVE STREETLIGHTS IN THEM I DON'T WANT A PICKLE I think that McCain did better in the debate than I expected, but he did come across a bit ON FRIDAY I DRANK FROM A FOUNTAIN BUT THEN THE FOUNTAIN DIDN'T EAT BANANAS.

- Man hiding under box in Dupont Circle