This week has been huge for Pepper! He recieved the endorsement of Hurricane Gustav. He gave birth to a Vice Presidnetial Candidate's (supposed) childl. He watched "Over The Top" for the 868th time on a stolen overhead projector at a vacant construction site. There were a few lowlights to the week though. He got passed up for the cover of vogue for the (supposed) mother of his beloved child and Vice-Mayoral running mate Flipper. He got pepper sprayed (we do take note of the irony, give us an effing break will ya?) outside the Republican Convention. Joe Lieberman (I-mbecile) betrayed his trust in public (Pepper referred to Joe as the "Fredo Corleone of *inaudible mumbling* bastard!" and then he sprang wood). On the plus side though, Anne Coulter gave him lessons on Arabic and Sodomy. Pepper had this to say when we caught up with him, sporting a nifty eye patch and still a little teary eyed from his run-in with Senator Craig outside the RNC: "Seriously, I don't know who the mother is. It is either one of the Palin girls, Joe Lieberman, Flipper, Hitler Lady, I could go on for hours..... I'm like Wilt Chamberlain that way, dog. Yeah playaaaaa!"
UPDATE: John Edwards is the mother!!!
Big Time Al- Dumbfounded
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