Pepper makes unfortunate gaffe

Yesterday, in an imaginary debate with a small stand of trees near Rock Creek Park, Pepper made claims that his various opponents, real and imaginary, are not doing enough to help the naked twitchy heroin addict who sleeps next to the Duck Pond on the National Mall. This particular heroin addict, Jojo is famous for exposing himself to joggers near the duck pond after attaching duck feathers to his genitals, and has therefore acquired the nickname of "Jojo the Plumer."

Pepper claimed that several of his opponents have cast spells to keep Jojo the Plumer in his state of feathered mayhemness and are therefore unfit to lead the city. Unfortunately, the campaign has since been informed that Jojo the Plumer has found a combination of Jesus and Play-Dough and has therefore stopped doing heroin and ceased with the relentless twitching. He has also developed an unfortunate feather allergy, and is therefore unable to be anywhere near ducks, chickens, or any other water or non-water fowl.

Oh shit, did we forget to vet him?