New Scandal Strikes Palin Camp!!!!!!!

In a stunning adherence to political principles on the part of American conservatives Sarah Palin has decided to raise her newest addition to the human race, a stillborn male of nearly thirteen days, despite the fact that he is in fact not a living organism. Citing her unyielding love of the unborn, and a need for another tax deduction given the recent economic crisis, Palin when pressed for comment on her controversial decision was reported to have said, "The liberal media and the elite establishment will lead you to believe that the sanctity of human life is a concept which can be questioned in the modern political arena. But I, as a REAL American from a small town know better, and me Trig, Trap, Truck, Baby Huey, Mongoloid Jr., Zygote, and Craig all welcome the addition of this new member to our family with open, albeit held out, arms."

Conservative groups ranging from the National Right to Life Foundation, Focus on the Family, The Nation of Islam, Al Jazeera, Fox News, Children of Incest and Rape, and many others have widely praised the move by the Plain camp to raise this rotting corpse as a member of the family. Despite the stench of death that now surrounds the stretch marked womb of the new mother, her popularity continues to rise with large groups of people of inbred lineage, sufferers of fetal alcohol syndrome, and the compulsively stupid. The stillborn child, colloquially known in the liberal media as "the zygote" or "stem cell cure for Parkinson's" is yet to be named but sources close to the family have assured interested parties that the new addition to the Palin family will have a name befitting its membership in such a legendary political and intellectual clan. Frontrunners in the naming race at this point include: Fern Palin, Im Palin, Ratt Palin, Otto Von Palin, and a whole host of other ridiculous names for children based on a number of hair metal bands popular amongst date rapist and natural ice drinkers in the mid to late 1980s. Given the recent bump in the polls Palin has experienced as a result of this latest pregnancy it has been reported that Pepper will once again lend his seed to the Palin family as he has done for Bristol and her mother in the near future, this time impregnating the retarded toddler through a combination of avocado pit, toothpicks, barbwire, crack cocaine, non-signed for Sudaffed, monkey semen, and love that for national security purposes can not be released to the media.