Pepper here, and by here I mean Myanmar...... or actually more likely than that sitting behind the starbucks in Arlington stealing some wifi on some laptop I swiped earlier today. Don't worry, I plan on returning it as soon as I finish this post, sign on to meetup dot com to rsvp for the next tea party meeting, cruise chatroulette and other GOP websites and infect the laptop with a backdoor trojan. As everyone knows, Pepper is taking a little bit of a break from politics since being the governor of a small state is kind of a pain in the ass and I don't wanna do this shit "no mo." So Pepper is really interested in becoming a serious actor. In fact, Pepper has already received many accolades for his premier performance playing the part of "Extra" in the blockbuster smash: "National Lampoon's ROBODOC" starring alongside such giants of the silver screen as Alan Thicke and David Faustino.
Since nothing could be more important to Pepper than honing Pepper's craft, and Pepper has already become a major movie star and sex symbol (voted Sexiest Man Living by Saloon.com in 2009), Pepper thought it was time for a challenge. So Pepper is going to be doing a 10 episode run on the hit daytime drama: General Hospital. Pepper is going to be playing an artist named "Pepper" who makes love on sexy ethnic looking girl and smears feces on canvas (aka art) and you will just have to watch to find out what else happens. (Pepper's first on screen kiss with live girl)
All of my scenes from this stint on GH will be compiled into an avant garde performance art film piece about naked athletics called "Eraserer Pepperer." I don't want to confuse Pepper Soap fans. This is in no way a satire on Soap Operas. This is Pepper honing Peppercraft.
So Pepper begs to ask the question: What is art?
Gorilla Pants,
Pepper
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