Pepper himself find webpost here:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/708850980.html
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To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m
Date: 2008-06-05, 2:52PM EDT
I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".
Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.
We now begin phase 2 of campaign. From now on all signs, balled up wads of paper, and dirty underwear with campaign slogans will be weighted down with poop to keep from flying away. Plus, smell and collection of flies attract attention to sign. We know that we're stealing this idea from Barry's last campaign, but if it worked once, why not try again.
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I find it hard to believe that we can afford to have something like this go down and not use it in a massive media campaign. We are scrawling words on subway wrappers as we speak on the circulator bus to throw at tourists so we can be big vote getters now and sometimes too.
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