Cling to the thought that, in Pepper's hands, the dark past is the greatest possession you have- the key to life and happiness for others. With it you can avert death and make sandwiches. That being said, I was inspired to begin liveblogging the apocalypse last night when I was one of 12 people on earth who viewed Louisiana Governor Bobby Jihad give his state of things. Most people know that Pepper is a big supporter of Gov. Jihad and Sarah Palin because it is key to our continuing efforts to prep our nation's police forces for the new revolution. Through this series we will call attention to signs that the world is ending such as: vagrants openly smoking crack in the street and mattresses burning on sidewalks and other such Dinkens Era New York attractions. My computer won't let me view government websites or video or bank statements which really puts a damper on my plans to file for unemployment, watch porn and then stalk random local public officials in that order. fuck it, I was going to multitask.
As far as actual participation in the apocalypse, look elsewahere because I, dear friends, have acquired a Doctor's Note:
Please excuse Big Time Alfred from all obligations, real or imagined, to participation or consequences in or of the doom and peril of mankind. Thank you, Dr. Douglas Jerome Brewer
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