In a stunning display of mavericky... uh..... yeah, mavericky, Pepper has come forward to announce that 8 weeks ago he gave birth to Baked Alaskan Governor and Vice Prezident candidate Sarah Palin's new baby: Flipper. He has nominated Baby Flipper to be his Vice-Pepper-Mayor because of Baby Flipper's record of 8 weeks as Baby of homeless man and Alaska Lady politico. These qualifications, coupled with Flipper's plan for curing Face Cancer (The Jody Foster Face Tattoo!) have propelled Baby Flipper to the front of the herd and now maybe even a heartbeat or aggressive panhandling related arrest away from being Mayor. Baby Flipper was prepared to make a statement until we realized that baby Flipper is pre-verbal. Pepper Spokesman issued a statement: "Oh, Shit! Did we forget to vet her?!"
"Alaskan State Flower"
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We all know that the only way to cure cancer is with a John Hinkley Face Tattoo... Flipper's views on face cancer are bad for the party.
The office of Pepper for mayor, possibly, will declare today, that should win they coming elections, lady Hilter will be appointed to the Representative of mayor. The adviser of Pepper for campaign of mayor has told, that lady Hitler more than is suitable for position, with its improbable skills of conversation and ability to bring the fair truth to people irrespective of as test for impact and infringement of it could be. Lady Hitler had a little to tell, only asking, that it is mentioned " as Representative Sosok of mayor " when elections are finished.
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