i'm not a unitarian, but i was at service that night. it was a special performance, "Annie" and the children, God bless them, they were playing the biggest roles. well i had a little surprise for everyone that night, i had brought my guitar! and so as i planned, during little Janey Stallworth's solo of "Tommorow" i came in with my accompiament. now being in the back, and given what Copernicus's letter said I should do, I brought out my uniquelly loud shotgun shaped six string. Blasting out note after note and harmonizing with a little improvisation of "YOU WILL NOT BECOME SODOMITE ANTI CHRIST WORSHIPPERS LIKE YOUR GOD FORESAKEN PARENTS YOU BET YOUR GOD DAMNED BOTTOM DOLLAR TOMMOROW!", the scene was seemlessly perfect. Daddy Warbucks and the mayor's embraces were more than i could have dreamed, and the calling of the local officials to parade me off to this wonderful retirement community is the icing on the cake. This one's for you Shirley Temple! Considering we is both famous now, how about that date?
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I want to say that this is one of the most heart warming tales in american history. pepper is best americos still and for the children, this father's day give the gift of aids.
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